Hot Slut Of The Day!
Malicious from the flawless Canadian Halloween gemstone that is Witch’s Night Out!
If you didn’t read that above line, you’re probably wondering why I would post a topless picture of Kim Kardashian in a HSOTD post. Well, slap yourself down with a witch’s right green titty, because every highly-skilled surgeon in the world could never come close to giving Kim the beauty and hotness of Malicious!
Witch’s Night Out is a Canadian masterpiece from 1978 that is right up there with The Peanut Butter Solution, and it may be even more of a Canadian masterpiece than The Peanut Butter Solution, because it’s infused with the vocal talents of Canadian legends like Catherine O’Hara and Dan Aykroyd. Gilda Radner also graced Witch’s Night Out with her voice. It played in the U.S. almost every Halloween in the 80s and 90s.
There’s many HSOTDs in Witch’s Night Out like the beyond glamorous Godmother (voiced by Gilda Radner) who wore the casual ensemble of what every university theater professor changes into after a long day of critiquing Ibsen scenes. This is also what Lady Gaga was trying (the key word being TRYING) to achieve during her Applause phase.
Another HSOTD is Nicely (voiced by Fiona Reid) who looks like a cross between the stunning turd of a pink poodle and what cotton candy looks like after Richard Simmons’ jizzes on it:
But today’s very special Halloween HSOTD tribute is devoted to Malicious!
Malicious (voiced by Catherine O’Hara) is the hot villainous of Witch’s Night Out who gets a hold of the Godmother’s magic wand, and along with her partner in evil Rotten, uses the magic wand to create havoc and chaos in the town. Eventually the Godmother gets her magic wand back and (SPOILER ALERT) turns Malicious and Rotten into monsters. But really, like Malicious needed a magic wand to create havoc and chaos in the town. All she has to do is strut down the street in all her “glamour baby of Gumby and Cher” magnificence and the townspeople would be devastated by her hotness. They’d be stunned while wondering, “Is she topless and has huge upper cankles or is just wearing a really tight genie pants jumpsuit?” and they’d fall over by watching her stomp in those slouchy boots.
The entire special exists on YouTube because sometimes the internet brings the magic. And yes, this is your brain on hallucinogenic!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mIeiaL3CMI
Happy Halloween, all!
Pics: YouTube