Sienna Miller’s CGI Coochie Bush

July 24, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Sienna Miller plays a hippie in her new movie “Hippie Hippie Shake” and she shot a nude scene for it, but there seems to be a little problem. Sienna is like a baby down there and that doesn’t really fit with the whole “free love” 60s vibe. They didn’t want to use a merkin because her chocha would’ve ate it, so they decided to add a coochie bush in post production.

A source told the Mirror, “A merkin or pubic wig simply wouldn’t have done the trick, but luckily computer wizardry came to the rescue. Sienna’s private parts were digitally enhanced, giving her a rather unruly, loud and proud bush.”

I feel sorry for the poor bitch who had to spend hours looking at Sienna’s bare punane. The poor bitch probably got gonorrhea in the eye just from staring at it so long. And yes, you can get gonorrhea in the eye. I know this for a fact……um…..because one of my friends had it……uh huh….

Tags: Sienna Miller

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