Night Crumbs

November 4, 2016 / Posted by: Michael K

There’s a theory going around that Lindsay Lohan may be a secret agent whose being paid by Turkey’s government to promote the ideas of its president. So Turkey’s government has Lindsay Lohan, North Korea’s government has Dennis Rodman and Russia’s government has Steven Seagal. Tara Reid, get your agent to call Iran’s government, because they may be looking for an American mess to represent them – The Superficial

I still don’t know why Lip-Sync Battle is a show, but I’ll take Lupita Nyong’o moving her mouth to Whatta Man – Lainey Gossip

Nicole Kidman or a mannequin that vaguely looks like Nicole Kidman? – Drunken Stepfather

Free Giggy! Or at least free Giggy from that neck-choking mess of an outfit – Reality Tea

Nick Jonas bared his furry nips on Snapchat – Towleroad

And Robbie Williams bared his furry nips on Attitude – OMG Blog

Alessandra Ambrosio didn’t bare her non-furry nips, but she did shower them in GQ – Hollywood Tuna

Zack Morris is really sorry for that “Running Zack” episode of Saved By The Bell. Okay, but when are the makers of SBTB going to apologize for inflicting Dustin Diamond upon the world? – Pajiba

Since Kim Kartrashian is still on fame whore hiatus, someone has to post ass selfies on Instagram and that someone is JLo – Popoholic

Ryan Reynolds and Blake NotSoLively’s second kid is probably a girl – Popsugar

And here’s a big one for the FUCK CANCER files, Michael Buble’s 3-year-old son has cancer – Just Jared

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