Throw Away The Key

February 3, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

It looks like Britney Spears better unpack a few of her stained up chonies, because it looks like she’s going to be in the psych ward for a few. TMZ reported yesterday that it’s looking mighty likely for her stay to be extended to 14 days. Brit Brit’s 72-hour hold was up last night, but she’s still in the joint.

A source told People that Brit Brit heavily medicated and is being kept in a padded room, but she has her own clothes and other crap. She also sees visitors every day and uses a pay phone on her floor. She takes smoke breaks out on the patio with the other patients.

Papa Spears will be back in court tomorrow to extend his control over his daughter’s finances.

This is what Brit Brit needs, but I will be shocked if she stays the entire 14 days. Homegirl is in deep. Hopefully without Satan Sam around, she’ll be able to calm the hell down and deal with shit. Then she will get her shit together, get out, win her boys back, tour the world to critical acclaim, put out an album of Janis Joplin covers, win a few Grammys, star in a movie remake of “Gone with the Wind“, win an Oscar, get into humanitarian work, win a Nobel prize and retire on a ranch in South Africa.

Yeah….

Tags: Britney Spears

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