Night Crumbs

December 11, 2014 / Posted by: Michael K

In case your eyes missed it, here’s the side profile Ben Affleck’s soft peen in Gone Girl. Even though it’s sleeping on the job, it still should’ve gotten a Golden Globe nomination this morning – (NSFW) OMG Blog

What Taylor Swift’s spokesbitch really meant by their statement is that she’s happily single, but keep please writing about her dating life, because she loves that free press – Lainey Gossip

Evangeline Lilly is about as stupid as her hairstyle (read: stupidly stupid) – Celebitchy

Monica Bellucci working it in a condom trench coat for Vanity Fair Italy – Drunken Stepfather

Sonja Morgan’s boy toy just made my gaydar pucker and break – Reality Tea

Beyonce and Nicki Minaj’s ode to fapping leaked – Towleroad

Beverly Johnson joins the long list of alleged victims of Bill Cosby. At this point it might be easier just to make a list of people who Bill Cosby hasn’t raped or tried to rape – The Superficial

Another day, another set of pictures of Ariana Grande Latte dressed up like a member of the drill team squad at Furry High – Hollywood Tuna

My thoughts and prayers are with the family members of the satin pot holders that were murdered to make that fug shit on Kim Kartrashian’s tits – IDLYITW

Alessandra Ambrosio Salad giving you strip club Breathless Mahoney – Popoholic

I might be related to this woman – SOW

Anna Kendrick got one serious facial – The Berry

Blake NotSoLively looks like a horse riding, pregnant newsboy – Popsugar

Let’s peek in on the gross and messy Not The Mama June situation for a second. Yup, still gross and messy – Jezebel

Thanks to Joel McHale’s quest to get an employee discount, the Sony Hack scandal got a cute palate cleanser – Pajiba

“Welcome to the club” said the world to Carrie Underwood – ICYDK

Kevin Hart has something to say about those whores at Sony calling him a whore – HuffPo

FINALLY the answer to the question every trick has been wondering: How does Jake Gyllnehaal’s dog feel about his Golden Globe nomination? – Just Jared

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