Cash Is A Dumb Bitch
July 30, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Friends of Cash Warren claim that Jessica Alba dumped his ass, because he wasn't ready for marriage and she was.
A source said, "It's simple as that. It's kind of cold that the press is saying she was just finished with him, because it isn't like that."
This source went on to say that seeing Eva LongWHORIA get married made Alba realize how much she wanted a wedding. "Seeing Eva get married made Jessica wistful. That was the reason Jessica seemed to be in a terrible mood in Paris."
If this is true, he's a dumb bitch. Cash is not living up to his name. I say marry her, take that money and dump her ass! I know…I know…he probably has morals.
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