Night Crumbs

December 16, 2021 / Posted by: Michael K

Chris Pratt and Katherine Schwarzenegger are reportedly expecting their second child. Their first, a daughter named Lyla Maria, turned one year old in August. So get your cringe muscles ready, because they’re going to get a workout when Chris inevitably posts an Instagram picture of him clutching Katherine’s belly while giving a creepy look that screams, “You belong to meeeeeeee.” – People

Paging all archeologists, treasure hunters, Detective La Toyas, and investigators, drop whatever you’re doing and devote the rest of your time to tracking down a picture of a 19-year-old Keanu Reeves working Dolly Parton’s Playboy Bunny outfit on a streetcar in Toronto in 1983. The future of humanity’s happiness depends on it! – Towleroad

Okay, Amanda Seyfried as Elizabeth Holmes in Hulu’s The Dropout looks way too put together and she doesn’t have that unnerving glare in her eyes. I mean, even Elizabeth Holmes’ hair was a frenzied kind of crazy and Amanda has a sleek ass ‘do. Reshoot! – Lainey Gossip

We get it, Lady Gaga, you want a Best Actress Oscar – Just Jared

Kelly Rohrbach, who was in the Baywatch reboot and was a Leonardo DiCaprio girlfriend until they broke up before her expiration date (read: before she turned 25), has joined the Get Money, Bitch Hall of Fame because she made a baby with a Walmart heir – Celebitchy

The billionaire bros are fighting – Insider

Keanu Reeves’ artist girlfriend Alexandra Grant got the “cool as fuck” stamp of approval from Lance Reddick – Pajiba

There’s going to be a second season of Chucky, and here’s the teaser promo for it. But honestly, I’m waiting for Chucky to finally teach us the secret to his ginger mane by doing a blowout tutorial on YouTube – OMG Blog

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