Open Post: Hosted By Popeyes Singapore’s “Fizzy Pop” Chicken

September 18, 2021 / Posted by:

You know, when I was little I used to love Pop Rocks. The way they burst with flavor in your mouth and provide that tingling sensation. Good times, even to this day.  Now, what I know I would not enjoy is the unexpected burst of crackling candy in my mouth while I’m eating chicken from Popeyes. However, for those who do want to experience such opulence please book your flight to Singapore today for a meal that one critic refers to as deliciously despicable. And yes, I am that one critic because all of this screams “Hell NO“.

Popeyes Singapore is quickly besting the United States in ways to make fast food kill us even faster because according to The Takeout, they have invented a way to turn dinner and dessert into one meal. Enter Popeyes Fizzy Pop Chicken. Now, you may be asking yourself “What the fuck is Fizzy Pop Chicken?” My answer to you is that it is exactly what you think, and if anyone ever tried to serve me this mess they would get a fizzy pop to the face.

Fizzy Pop Chicken…is made by dousing Popeyes’ signature fried bone-in pieces in a sweet, spicy, and savory sauce made from tomatoes and chilies, and is served with a container of fizzy seasoning to sprinkle on before eating. Essentially, Popeyes Singapore is putting Pop Rocks on chicken.

Which 420 friendly enthusiast in Singapore’s corporate Popeyes headquarters came up with this? I don’t think anyone wants their chicken to start popping and crackling while they’re eating it because they might think it’s still alive. But well, Popeyes Singapore should sneak into McDonald’s Singapore and steal whoever came up with a fried chicken sandwich topped with deep-fried mozzarella cheese.

Ok…now I would eat the hell outta this! As a matter of fact, let me start looking for flights to Singapore so I can try this instead of that horrible candy-dipped chicken fiasco. Hopefully, Spirit flies to Singapore because I don’t want to spend all my coins on the flight. I need to use all my leftover money for at least ten cheesy fried chicken sandwiches and my hospital stay after the inevitable heart attack.

Pic: Twitter

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