The lengths that shady Ronald McDonald will go to in order to make us think that McDonald’s beef patties are the freshest. I mean, putting a live cow in front of a McDonald’s to make it look like a farm-to-wrapper joint. Shameless! But no, luckily for this little cow, they were not on their way to becoming a Big Mac. This calf was spotted sitting in the backseat of a car at a McDonald’s drive-thru in Marshfield, Wisconsin. Someone really should’ve called the ASPCA to report cow cruelty, because feeding McCrap to ourselves is one thing, but feeding it to a poor calf is another!
This crap-feed beef moment was recorded by Jessica R. Nelson who was waiting in the drive-thru line at the Marshfield McDonald’s on Thursday when she noticed the calf in the backseat of a car. Jessica posted the clip to Facebook where it’s gone viral. And no, the calf was not taking a MOOOber to the McDonald’s since cows can’t drive. Jessica tells the Green Bay Press-Gazette that there were actually three calves in the backseat. A man named Bernie bought them at a fair and stopped off at a McDonald’s before heading home.
“I realized it was 100 percent real,” she said. “No one seemed to be as interested as I was. I was the only one with my phone out.”
Nelson found out a man named Bernie bought the cow from the fair and was driving home when he decided to make a pit stop. Apparently, there were two other calves in the back seat.
“There were three calves total in the back seat!” she said. “I’m just finding this out now.”
It was probably a meh moment for others because this happens in Wisconsin on the daily.
Bernie could have at least put a blindfold over those poor calves so they don’t have to see their relatives in burger form on that McDonald’s menu. But maybe those calves believe in McDonald’s urban legends and weren’t traumatized by those burgers because they don’t think there’s beef in there and looked at the menu like, “We would be freaked out if we were worms!”