A Twitch Streamer Was Suspended For “Queefing On Command”
BREAKING (WIND) NEWS! Dexerto has brought us an extremely important news report about a Twitch streamer named ItsPinkie who was suspended from the platform for a few days because of some innocent “front butt flatulence.” AKA: a queef. How dare you! This strong, powerful, talented woman is a trailblazer! Call the Human Rights Campaign! Call your lawyers! Call somebody! This injustice cannot stand!
ItsPinkie is a partnered streamer on Twitch and was on a stream with a peak of around 1,000 viewers when she decided to show off what I consider a talent and a skill. She sent out a gentle whisper from her hot pocket and queefed it up on camera. Here’s ItsPinkie “queefing on demand.”
Never thought Twitch would peak, but here we are today. pic.twitter.com/ywSHTqjSqM
— MoJo (@MoJoDFS) March 26, 2021
But now she’s been suspended for 3 days. ItsPinkie took it well though, suggesting we should “normalize front butt flatulence.” Though she did call out the double-standard of suspending her for queefs but not suspending another user, xQc, who farts into mics. …Why is everyone on Twitch so gassy?
Normalize front butt flatulence
— Pinkie (@ItsPinkieTV) March 27, 2021
Guys chill it's only a 3 day ban because twitch just HAD to please the crowds, thankfully it's during my weekend anyways!
But yeah I guess that means XQC needs to be banned too for his farting into mics as well lmao
— Pinkie (@ItsPinkieTV) March 27, 2021
ItsPinkie has already branded her Instagram with her new title: “The girl who queefed.” Move over, Lisbeth Salander! But Twitch needs to do better. It’s 2021. We need equal rights for flatulence! And Wendy Williams is probably hoping that her network doesn’t start following the same rigorous standards as Twitch, because well, it’s only a matter of time before her coochie gets jealous of her butt letting out gas all the time and follows suit.
Pic: Instagram