Night Crumbs

February 8, 2021 / Posted by: Michael K

In case you missed all 4,783 Super Bowl commercials, they’re all at the link including Cadillac’s ad starring Winona Ryder as a grown-up Kim Boggs and Timothée Chalamet as her and Edward Scissorhands’ son Edgar Scissorhands. Okay, this is the Edward Scissorhands sequel I did not know I needed. But something I don’t need is the image of Kim giving birth to a baby with scissorhands! Maybe she had a C-section and maybe baby Edgar is the one who did it? Or maybe Edgar Scissorhands was born with safety scissorhands? Hopefully that one – CNBC

Hold me, because Prince Hot Ginge has really gone full Hollywood in the worst way by doing Carpool Karaoke with James Corden. All of Britain better watch for falling crowns because THE QUEEN’s is going to pop off when PHG warbles along to God Save The Queen by the Sex Pistols – Lainey Gossip

Justin Timberlake’s new movie Palmer isn’t getting bad reviews, but he’s really getting rave fucking reviews for “playing” the douche villain in FX and Hulu’s Framing Britney Spears – Yahoo!

As the Golden Globes and the SAG Awards put their lips against Jared Leto’s ass for doing the least in a shit movie (The Little Things), the Critics Choice Awards rightfully refused to do that – Pajiba

Cut to Debra Messing Crisco’ing up her face and sticking razors in her hair to go head to head with Susan Sarandon for the 9,756th time – Celebitchy

Never mind Luke Evans’ extra-charbroiled chichis, it was nice of him to get that bird tattoo on his thigh. Because now when a fuck piece is down there wondering if Luke wants them to spit or swallow, they just have to direct their eyes to the left and they’ll get their answer! – OMG Blog

Russell Tovey’s dad wanted to cure him of his gayness after he came out to his parents – Towleroad

Emma Watson might be engaged – Just Jared

Salma Hayek seems really happy about the faux tattooed sunflower sprouting out of her titty – Popoholic

“Hello, I’d like my hairstyle back,” said Leif Garrett circa the 1970s to Miley Cyrus – Egotastic!

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