Open Post: Hosted By Pickle-Flavored Doritos

As a Canadian, I was today years old when I realized that America is not only anti-bagged milk but has also been missing out on the taste sensation that is dill pickle-flavored Doritos. How! Well thankfully the geniuses at Frito-Lay have announced that they are giving Snooki the panty creams by now selling Tangy Pickle Doritos.

According to Mashable, this limited-time offer (oh, please. They’ll be back. They ALWAYS come back), which started this week, will only be available at Circle-K and Dollar General stores, with suggested retail prices of $1.89 for an individual bag and $4.29 for a big bag (which as we know, in America, is also an individual bag).

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NEW Tangy Pickle Doritos are out Now at Dollar General!! @doritos @dollargeneral ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I’m a fan of sour foods in general, love vinegar chips and pickle chips so I already know these new Tangy Pickle Doritos will be awesome! Big thanks to a little birdie for sending in the photo & info!! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

A post shared by JunkFoodOnTheGo (@junkfoodonthego) on Jun 12, 2020 at 12:16pm PDT

As a result of this ground-breaking, earth-quaking news, people are sharing their personal stories of pickle-related nostalgia, declaring this momentous event an END to rampant dill-phobia that has been plaguing global shores for centuries.

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As someone who enjoys pickle-flavored Pringles and ate pickle and tuna sandwiches as a kid, I'm disappointed the U.S. hasn't had pickle-flavored Doritos before. But now we have them and I can enjoy the buildup of pickle-flavored Doritos dust on my fingers. Also, the I in pickle on the front of the bag has been replaced with a lightning bolt. That right there makes me forgive Frito-Lay for taking so long to bring pickle Doritos to the U.S. Spotted by Grace B at Dollar General.

A post shared by The Impulsive Buy (@theimpulsivebuy) on Jun 15, 2020 at 12:41am PDT

.@DollarGeneral thanks for making my loser dreams come true. I’ve wanted Pickle @Doritos ever since I heard about them being in Canada. Witness me in my moment of savory triumph and know that I am truly a piece of shit pic.twitter.com/6GIUCVGJ8d

— Sad Man Sitting On Toilet (@Cusstrati) June 20, 2020

Well, if you decide to go down to the Dollar General to put a pickle Dorito in your mouth, take it easy. Don’t inhale the contents in one disgusting sitting. Let the extreme gourmet-ness of it all slowly whisk you away…. to get some water to rinse the taste of Tangy Pickle Doritos from you mouth.

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