Open Post: Hosted By Pickle-Flavored Doritos

June 21, 2020 / Posted by:

As a Canadian, I was today years old when I realized that America is not only anti-bagged milk but has also been missing out on the taste sensation that is dill pickle-flavored Doritos. How! Well thankfully the geniuses at Frito-Lay have announced that they are giving Snooki the panty creams by now selling Tangy Pickle Doritos.

According to Mashable, this limited-time offer (oh, please. They’ll be back. They ALWAYS come back), which started this week, will only be available at Circle-K and Dollar General stores, with suggested retail prices of $1.89 for an individual bag and $4.29 for a big bag (which as we know, in America, is also an individual bag).

As a result of this ground-breaking, earth-quaking news, people are sharing their personal stories of pickle-related nostalgia, declaring this momentous event an END to rampant dill-phobia that has been plaguing global shores for centuries.

Well, if you decide to go down to the Dollar General to put a pickle Dorito in your mouth, take it easy. Don’t inhale the contents in one disgusting sitting. Let the extreme gourmet-ness of it all slowly whisk you away…. to get some water to rinse the taste of Tangy Pickle Doritos from you mouth.

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