Open Post: Hosted By Lil Pump Getting Bit By A Snake

November 9, 2019 / Posted by:

Lil Pump was shooting a video recently when a snake he was supposed to be using as a rap accessory found him as annoying as other sighted and hearing people do and bit his ass. Ok, the snake actually bit his hand but fuck, that snake wasn’t playing!

Here’s the clip:

 

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I JUST GOT BIT BY A SNAKE 🐍 WTF 😂😂😂😂I CANT FUCK W NO SNAKES I HOPE I DONT DIE

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And in case you missed it or your eyes glazed over the second he opened his mouth, here’s how Lil Pump described the incident in his post:

I JUST GOT BIT BY A SNAKE WTF I CANT FUCK W NO SNAKES I HOPE I DONT DIE

I choose to believe that the almost 1.5 million likes this Instagram post received were on #TeamSnake. And that snake isn’t a fan of Lil Pump, who isn’t black, using the n-word

Lil Pump is the same individual who bought a grill for his mouth for $250,000 and uses his feet to show off the rest of his expensive jewelry so that snake deserves accolades and awards and to be safely returned to its home where it won’t be troubled by overly obnoxious Soundcloud rappers anymore.

Pic: Instagram

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