Open Post: Hosted By The Lisa Frank Hotel Suite

October 9, 2019 / Posted by:

Why visit the gloomy, boring, and frankly, depressing Anne Frank House when you could be spending your holidays posted up in the Lisa Frank Flat instead! Located in beautiful Downtown L.A., you’ll hardly notice the bodies of the society’s most desperate and downtrodden as you step over them and into the rainbow colored world designed by none other than renowned sticker designer (yes, that’s a thing!) Lisa Frank.

According to People, Lisa Frank has teamed up with Hotels.com to create the hotel suite of demented 5-year-old’s fever dream. And don’t balk at the $199 a night price tag; the experience will stay with you for a lifetime. Literally. You’ll never be able to close your eyes again without having flashbacks of the pink and lilac dolphin orgy that went down in the shower.

Here’s what you’ll get when you choose the Lisa Frank Flat.

Amenities include:

  • Fitness center
  • Free WiFi
  • Kitchen
  • Cookware, dishware, and utensils
  • Stovetop
  • Microwave
  • Full-sized refrigerator/freezer
  • Separate dining area
  • Sudden bouts of vertigo
  • Prolonged periods of dissociative behavior
  • A craving for human flesh
  • Free stickers!

And that’s not even all! (via People)

In the bedroom area there is a light-up canopy bed, a giant mural covered in Lisa Frank characters and a neon unicorn light. A mini-office space comes complete with gel pens, branded pencils and trapper keepers. The kitchen is stocked with (free!) ‘90s snacks like Fruit Gushers, Cheez Balls and Pixy Stix. And the bathroom, which looks like an underwater playground, has an LED rainbow shower head and branded towels.

Book today as this unique property is only going to last as long as it takes for somebody ahead of you in line to experience a complete mental break and smear the walls with shit and blood!

Pic: Hotels.com

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