Open Post: Hosted By “Lucifer’s” Tom Ellis Reading Thirst Tweets

May 11, 2019 / Posted by:

Tom Ellis is the tall, hot, mellifluously-accented Brit dude who stars as Satan on former-NBC-now-Netflix show Lucifer. You know the one you want to bang despite him looking like he goes too heavy on the eyeliner? Thirst Tweets put him up to reading his thirst tweets and they’re funny and he’s a good sport about it. Actually, he looked a little hot and bothered by some of them. It must have been the one from the person asking him to stuff jellybeans up their ass and punch them in the face. Kinky!

During this vid, Tom also drops a spoiler about the new season of his Satan show. One of the tweets mentioned his arse.

“Listen, if you watch Season 4, you won’t have to wait long to see that. Freshly cleaned and shaved.”

Well, A) nice to know that it’s clean and B) do you think Tom has to shave his own ass? Or do you think Netflix formerly NBC had to pay an ass shaver? Is that in a show’s budget? Who gets to do it? Is it some lady in the makeup trailer and she’s had to do it so many times she’s sick of it by now? Or is it some fresh-faced kid from the boonies, there to land his big break in Hollywood and he can later say “well, I got my start shaving TV Satan’s ass over at Netflix…” Either way – jealousy.

And if you need some inspiration to write your own Tom Ellis thirst tweet, here’s his shirtless pics from Men’s Health.

Pic: YouTube

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