Night Crumbs

Ryan Murphy announced that the ninth season of American Horror Story will be called 1984. Ryan is going to get a gold lasso whipping from Wonder Woman for copying her ass with that title. I’m okay with this as long as Ryan gives the starring role to one of the best horror movie actresses in history, former HSOTD Jodi Draigie from The House on Sorority Row! Yes, Sorority Row is from 1983, but who cares about stupid technicalities when we’re talking about the return of Jodi Draigie!  – Just Jared

And while we’re at it, Jodi Draigie should really be invited to the Met Gala too! No one cares about Lady Gaga and Harry Styles! – Lainey Gossip

Sorry, Emma Roberts, but Jodi Draigie would look hotter in this – Popoholic

If Jodi Draigie was on Jeopardy!, she’d obviously beat the new single-day record by winning $110,915 – Pajiba

Yes, my asshole would probably fall off from seeing Ryan Reynolds in Billy Porter’s tuxedo gown, but Jodi Draigie should really be the next one to wear it – Towleroad

I grew a six-pack just from watching Debbie Reynolds serve aerobics glamour in 1983. Although, I would’ve grown an eight-pack if I watched Jodi Draigie serve aerobics glamour in 1983 – Kenneth In The (212)

Vanessa Hudgens does keto and intermittent fasting, and that sounds awful, but I want to know what fad diets Jodi Draigie does! – Celebitchy

Hilaria Baldwin confirms she had a miscarriage, which is sad and awful news, and you’ll have to give me a minute to figure out how I’m going to weave Jodi Draigie into this – HuffPo

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