Open Post: Hosted By The REAL Live-Action “Lion King”

December 1, 2018 / Posted by:

Nevermind that fake-looking, Beyonce-splattered “live action” version of The Lion King that’s on the way. This is the only lion drama you need. (If you can bear to watch it. I was way nervous even though I read ahead and knew the ending.)

This footage from BBC Earth (via HuffPost) features a lion named Red fighting for his life against 20+ hyenas. Mufasa had it easy!

And things start looking pretty bleak for Red. But then his pal Tatu shows up to Hakuna Matata the asses of those creepy hyenas! Tatu is The Lion Savior! Those murderous hyenas turn tail and haul ass back into the brush. Laugh at THAT, hyenas! When Red and Tatu nuzzle after she(?) saves him, your heart will grow three sizes ala the Grinch. And speaking of unnecessary remakes, I’m referncing the original Christmas special. Not that unnecessary Jim Carrey movie. Or the new one. Sorry, Cumberbitches, Boris Karloff will ALWAYS be the lewk when it comes to the Grinch.

Pic: YouTube

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