Jessica Chastain Had A Baby Via Surrogate

November 18, 2018 / Posted by:

It occurred to me to write some shady shit about Jessica Chastain in hopes that she’d drop some ducats on me as she does for other complainants who come for her. She’s got people skills, huh? Ms. Chastain is a wily sort, cement in her principles minus the occasional choice of director misstep, and has an answer for any accusation thrown at her. Her new baby will probably end up running whatever corporation actually rules our county when she grows up. She probably came equipped with the perfect eye roll to throw at lazy people, too. Jessica, 41, and her husband Gian Luca Passi de Preposulo, 35, had a baby girl via surrogate, as reported by Page Six.

Jessica, Gian, and 4-month-old baby Giulietta Passi Chastain were papped out in NYC’s Upper East Side this week, headed to the pediatrician’s office. Jessica carried Giuletta in a baby contraption and they met up with another woman who might be the baby’s nanny. Either she’s the nanny or it was Amber Tamblyn congratulating Jessica on making forgetting to invite Thandie Newton to her house sound almost noble.

Lil’ Giulietta is already a world traveler, having accompanied mom and dad to an inaugural Christmas tree lighting ceremony in Paris at “upscale department store” Galeries Lafayette last week. Jesus, the Parisians ramp up their Christmas shit way too early, too. Is nowhere safe?

Jessica was also spotted pushing a stroller around Boston last month while filming the upcoming action thriller Eve. Why is it that I never see celebrities when they’re filming in my city? I saw Giovanni Ribisi standing in line for a movie at the Boston Common Lowes Cinema one time. That’s it! And he’s not the celeb you want befriending you. He’s in that cult. You could end up scrubbing toilets with toothbrushes while imprisoned on one of L. Ron’s old yachts. Er, congratulations to Jessica and Gian!

Pic: Wenn.com

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