Open Post: Hosted By Matt Stonie Continuing To Mess Up His Insides

October 28, 2018 / Posted by:

Professional food gorger and former HSOTD Matt Stonie’s stomach and bowels have probably tried to quit his body by escaping out of his ass so many times that every time he does one of his crazy food binge challenges for his YouTube channel, he has to plug up his culo with an extra-strength plug and tape it down with several layers of duct tape. Dude probably added a few more layers of duct tape after he heard his stomach and bowels scream “WHYYYY!!!????” after he let them know he was going to hit them with 324 feet of Fruit By The Foot.

For his latest ass-destroying stunt, Matt made a gigantic Diabetes-summoning wheel of Fruit By The Foot by putting together 108 packs. All together, that’s 324 feet of 1,080 grams of sugar and 8,640 calories. I would say that Matt should’ve had forty five shots of insulin standing by, but just being near that Sugar Wheel of Horror would make any insulin syringe explode.

It took Matt nearly an hour to put that entire monstrosity into his body. My thoughts and prayers are with Matt’s toilet who was probably destroyed after he shit a 2-ton Fruit By The Foot brick in it.

And anybody who has successfully deepthroated Jon Hamm’s Hammaconda without barfing on the dick probably looked at that video and thought, “Amateur.”

Pic: YouTube

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