Open Post: Hosted By A Squirrel Eating Out Of A Condom 

July 12, 2018 / Posted by:

Three things:

  1. I hate whoever took that video of a squirrel eating out of a condom.
  2. I hate myself for watching that video of a squirrel eating out of a condom.
  3. I really hate myself for posting that video of a squirrel eating out of a condom.

HuffPo says that Emily Cole, a nanny in Portland, Maine, took the kids to Ferry Beach in nearby Scarborough and had to keep the dirty truth to herself when they all saw Putter the Squirrel’s cum slut cousin eating something from a condom. Emily laughed and got grossed out as one of the kids said that it looked like the squirrel was eating out of a balloon. Emily didn’t tell them that wasn’t the kind of balloon you blow up for a party unless it’s a bachelorette party.

“I really hope one day when they’re older and wiser, their parents will tell them what it actually was they were witnessing here.”

Emily tells HuffPo that the kids’ dad laughed about it too and said that he’s going to let them believe that it’s a balloon.

The next time you bone your piece in the back of a car and think about throwing the dickmilk-filled condom out the window, think of us poor morons who can’t help but not watch a video of a stupid squirrel eating out of a rubber.

And fuck those squirrel’s friends for pulling a disgusting and dangerous prank on it by saying, “Hey, we just saw a dude bust a nut in that rubber sock over there.”

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