If you’ve ever wondered what a Peeps’ yeast infection tastes like, then I need to tell you that you’re a SUCIO freak who needs to get help immediately. But I also need to tell you that a brewery has answered your disgusting question.
On this day, when we celebrate the original mega dramatic queen (aka Jesus. I mean, that “return from the dead” entrance won him that title) by shoving enough sugar in our bodies to give us Diabetes several times over, The Collective Brewing Project in Fort Worth has made Peeps beer for a local bar called Lone Star Taps and Caps. CBP tells The Dallas Morning News that their Peeps beer is a sour ale brewed with 30 of those sugar-coated marshmallow messes. They say that beer has become too serious and needed to be lightened the hell up:
“Several of us were just sitting around the brewery talking about how beer has become this super serious thing. I’ve been on a kick to assert beer should be a fun thing. We make a beer with ramen noodles, so Peeps isn’t really a stretch.”
Um, I don’t know if I would call murdering dozens of Peeps by drowning them “fun,” but okay.
Since I’m much more of a refined and elegant bitch, I’ll stick with a Peep-tini. But if you’re wondering what a Peeps beer tastes like and aren’t anywhere near Fort Worth, just eat several boxes of Peeps and down several cans of beer until you puke in your mouth. There you go (I’m guessing)!