Night Crumbs

March 5, 2018 / Posted by: Michael K

In case you missed it, Disney burped up the teaser trailer for Mary Poppins Returns during the Oscars last night. You know, if you watch it on mute, it looks like a trailer for a really terrifying horror movie and not just because Ben Whishaw’s hairy turd of a stache makes him look like the court has ordered him to stay at least 10 yards away from schools – Pajiba

This little tidbit is porn to anyone who has written Black Panther fanfic about Nakia and M’Baku doing each other – Lainey Gossip

I don’t know if Emma Stone should fire her stylist for giving her pocket tits, or fire herself for agreeing to wear pocket tits – Celebitchy

Stormi Webster made her debut on Snapchat. So I guess we should expect Snapchat to announce layoffs since they probably made it rain a mountain of money on Kylie Jenner’s fitness ball ass after she dissed them – Reality Tea

James Ivory of Merchant and Ivory became the oldest Oscar winner ever at 89, but what I was really shocked to learn is that he’s not British! – Towleroad

When you want to look like Alexis Carrington going to her enemy’s funeral but are on a budget, this is what you end up with – Drunken Stepfather

Alex Pettyfer wants you to see his nalgas – OMG Blog

What in drowned black swan HELL is Hailey Baldwin wearing? – Hollywood Tuna

Lana Del Rey did You Must Love Me from Evita, and she sounds like a ghost on downers. So like signature Lana Del Rey, basically – Jezebel

The Lonely Island shared the rejected song they wrote for the Oscars. The Vin Diesel part is definitely a thought that the real Vin Diesel has really had – SOW

I was hoping that Rita Moreno would become the first double EGOT winner, but I guess this guy works too – Just Jared

No Crystal, no care – TVLine

Pic: Disney via YouTube

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