Open Post: Hosted By One Way To Dry Your Chonies On A Flight 

So, so many questions here:

1. Why did her panties need drying? Did she pee herself after figuring that it’s easier just to piss in her chonies and dry them on the vent above her seat instead of taking the long, dangerous, rocky walk to the toilet? Is she like me and keeps CharlieHunnamHumping.GIF on her phone and watched it during that flight? Or is it just a simple case of sweaty crotch?
2. If she did piss herself, did she piss out the last fuck to give and that’s why she’s shamelessly airing out her panties on the vent?
3. What happened to us, humanity?

The story goes that during a three-hour flight from Antalya, Turkey to Moscow, Russia, a member of the I’m Sucio And Don’t Give A Fuck club, aired her underwear on the vent above her seat. One of the other passengers got video of it and uploaded it to YouTube on February 16. Those people are either asleep or an extra kind of polite, because it seems like none of them let the panty air-er know that the air gets circulated and they’re really not in the mood to breathe in her dirty chonies fumes.

If only the universe didn’t put that lady and the non-stop farter from that Transavia flight together. The farter could’ve dried her underwear with the smelly Dyson air dryer they call a butt.

Pic: YouTube