Open Post: Hosted By The Pimple-Popping Pop It Pal

February 11, 2018 / Posted by:

There is something so disgusting about this item, yet utterly fascinating and irresistible at the same time. This is something I might order and play with in secret like it’s pornography! It’s like a toy for a Garbage Pail Kid! BoingBoing has presented us with the Pop It Pal that turns you into a regular Dr. Pimple Popper. It’s a toy created by married couple Billy and Summer Pierce, who obviously know what perversion lurks in the hearts of men. Here’s how they came up with it:

You see, one day, my wife and I were driving down the road.

She said:

“How awesome would it be if we could make a pimple that felt real and the pop was huge, just like those videos we watch?”

I thought: “You might be on to something Dear.”

Maybe, just maybe, this means she would STOP picking on me all the time. Ladies and Gentlemen, I KNOW you know what I’m talking about.

So, I spent the next year figuring out how to make it happen.

You can watch a demonstration below. The toy costs $19.99. Pus refills are available for $5.99. That’s a sentence I never thought I’d type in this lifetime.

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