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January 22, 2018 / Posted by:

Abby Lee Miller lost a lot of weight while in the clink and she proved that she did by posting a picture of herself on Instagram. Of course Abby dropped a ton of weight in prison. There’s no souls of children in prison for her to eat. The souls of children are pretty fatty, to be honest – SOW

I see that Drake is still trying to convince us that what he had with JLo was pure and organic and not manufactured by their managers – Lainey Gossip 

Paul Bettany is probably going to be the next Prince Philip in The Crown. I don’t watch that show, so I don’t have an opinion on this, really. And I’m not going to watch this show until they get into the adult Prince Hot Ginge years and yes I’m praying for them to cast Carrot Top as Prince Hot Ginge – Celebitchy

Why would Melissa Gorga want to collaborate with Erika Jayne when she can collaborate with a blossom who has much more musical talent and is on her own show? Yes, I’m talking about Danielle StaubReality Tea

Prepare for your nipples to harden, because Pita Taufatofua is going to the Winter Olympics – Towleroad

Bella Thorne is looking very “vampire raver Bettie Page on a budget” – Drunken Stepfather

I may not be 100% right when I say that nobody wanted another Crocodile Dundee movie, but I know I am 100% right when I say that nobody wanted a Crocodile Dundee movie starring Danny McBride – Pajiba

Disney finally bought Minnie Mouse a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame – Just Jared

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