Open Post: Hosted By The Groomsman Who Passed Out And Busted His Mug

December 30, 2017 / Posted by:

Weddings can be a bore from hell. Especially if it’s one of those with a preacher-type who takes it upon himself to give an impromptu class on The Good Book during the ceremony. That (and breakfast) is what groomsman Noah Nicholls is blaming for his passing out and face-planting during his pal’s wedding (via Mashable and BoingBoing). “Bitch went down” doesn’t cover how hard this guy hit the floor.

This wasn’t one of those “shake it off” type drops. On Reddit, Noah revealed that he broke his nose, dislodged his front teeth, and “messed up my jaw pretty bad.” But on the bright side, he’s laughing about it on Reddit now…

He blamed his collapse on “a terrible breakfast and next to no sleep and locked his knees” as well as the pastor lying that “he was going to give a ‘quick’ 20-minute sermon that became 40+ minutes.” Oh, c’mon! You can be truthful, Noah! Howabout “I was still drunk AF from the night before?” Even a bad Denver omelette can’t do THAT to a guy.

Pic: YouTube

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