Open Post: Hosted By A Shirtless Hugh Jackman And His Shirtless Trainer Getting In A Workout 

December 21, 2017 / Posted by:

Errr, I know as much about working out as I do about, um, working out, but I’m pretty sure that the correct way to do tongue lifts (which is what Hugh is doing) is to do them on your hot topless trainer’s face. That really works the glutes in your tongue (I don’t know what I’m talking about). You’re welcome for that workout tip, bros!

Many parts of the world are colder than the shady look that Angelina Jolie threw at a Canadian entertainment reporter, but over in Australia, it’s summertimes. So Hugh and his family spent the day today at Bondi Beach in Sydney, and since he can’t go more than three minutes without doing some kind of exercise (FREAK!), he brought his trainer along and they did some topless working out on the sand.

Hugh’s sugar-coated P.T. Barnum musical The Greatest Showman is already out, and it currently has a whopping 50% on Rotten Tomatoes and is expected to make less money than Razzies frontrunner Pitch Perfect 3. So Hugh really missed out on an opportunity to pimp out his musical circus turd of a movie in front of the paps today. Hugh and his trainer should’ve pulled down their swim trunks to reveal the words “Go See The Greatest Showman Now” written on their ass cheeks. Those workout-loving muscle freaks could’ve even done squats while doing so.

Pics: Backgrid

Our commenting rules are pretty simple: If you make any overly offensive comment (racist, bigoted, etc..) or go way off topic when not in an Open Post, your comments will be deleted and you will be banned. If you see an offensive or spammy comment you think should be deleted, flag it for the mods and they'll be forever grateful and give you their first born (although, you probably don't want that).

Comments are closed.

alt="drupal analytics" >