Jesse Williams is hot in the face and apparently, in the ass as well. Last month, he decided that marriage gets in the way of his whoring, so he turned to his wife of five years, Aryn Drake-Lee, and told her to fuck off. Many suspected that one of the reasons he wanted to chew his arm off to get away from his responsibilities was because he was spending time with the clearance rack version of Blair Waldorf, Minka Kelly. And it turns out that even though Jesse tried to deny that shit, it’s 100% #FACTS!
You see, last month there was an item over at Blind Gossip that basically said, “Jesse is probably giving Minka free pap smears with his dick, cause y’all know he plays a doctor on TV.”
And now Page Six is confirming that news via a source, declaring that yup, they’re still fuckin’!
“They started seeing each other last year. He ended things with his wife this year. He’ll be in Paris with Minka later this week. People know [about the relationship], but weren’t saying anything because he was still married.”
Earlier this year, Minka posted a photo to her Instagram of she and Jesse in Paris and people cocked their heads to the side to let out a collective Scooby-Doo ‘ruh-roh,’ because shit looked a little suspect. And even though they both starred in Lee Daniels‘ hit film The Butler, their paths never truly crossed until recently, when they began working on a video game.
“They were both in the film, but never shot at the same time. They might have been at the same premiere event, but they never crossed paths. They only officially met when in France doing the video game,” the source said. “He’s been separated from Aryn since at least January. That’s when they were officially starting to deal with the process of it all.”
A video game huh? It must be titled GTA:5, except in this case, the GTA stands for Get That Ass and the 5 stands for the number of minutes this shit is gonna last. Because this ain’t nothing more than a case of a brotha being pussy whipped by new snatch.
“He’s going to wake up and be like, ‘What did I do?’ He has two children. This isn’t Hollywood, where you can say ‘cut.’ [He and Minka] are in lust,” the source said.
See how Hollywood ruins everything?! Last year Jesse was the media darling for his impassioned BET Awards speech, where he made all the fellas throw their fists up and all the ladies wring their drawls out with his powerful words. I’m going to assume Minka was at home watching and thinking to herself, “Oooh, I haven’t fucked HIM, yet. Let me make a few calls.”
In regards to dealing with the custody of their two kids, 3-year-old Sadie and 18-month-old Maceo, Jesse and Aryn are playing it cool by keeping that drama under wraps in mediation.
I believe that once the divorce is final, Jesse will probably give Minka her walking papers an hour later, strap on about thirty condoms and place an Energizer battery in his dick so he can keep hoeing, and hoeing, and hoeing his way through Tinsel Town.