Janice Dickinson Married Her Unicorn

December 11, 2016 / Posted by:

The delightful Janice Dickinson, who has done everything right in life from terrorizing Tyra Banks and her model proteges to exposing Bill Cosby to beating breast cancer, was married in an intimate ceremony at the home of a friend in LA.

Vastly entertaining proto-supermodel Janice, 61, married fiancé Dr. Robert “Rocky” Gerner, 69, yesterday afternoon. ET Online captured all of the proceedings and the disaster-prone Janice’s statement took the dreaded “over the moon” to dizzying new heights.

“I am so delighted, ecstatic, over the moon, out of body, a runaway bride,” Dickinson told ET just before saying “I do.” “When Rocky first introduced himself to me, I felt like I had seen a unicorn, a one of a kind. He’s the brightest and the best and the funniest and the most exciting man I’ve ever met in my life.”

Her psychiatrist (that might come in handy at some point down the line) fiancé even got a facelift last year at Janice’s behest, so he’d look his best at the wedding! Janice doesn’t play. I could barely get my husband to wear a sportcoat at our wedding.

Janice had a perfect ceremony, all the way down to their wedding song. Even the presence of that thirsty Dr. Drew couldn’t mar their special day.

The ceremony kicked off after 2 p.m. as guests watched Dickinson walk down the aisle in a Jane Booke gown. The supermodel broke down in tears halfway through her vows, and thanked wedding guest Dr. Drew for getting her sober.

The wedding singer, Crown Jwlz, performed “You Don’t Own Me,” as the couple’s wedding song.

That’s so Janice. Knowing her, she probably had three wannabe male models lip-syncing the song in the background while dressed in the outfits Goldie Hawn, Diane Keaton and Bette Midler wore in that ridiculous ending to The First Wives Club. Janice is known for tormenting models.


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