Open Post: Hosted By Interspecies Lovin’

June 24, 2016 / Posted by:

If you only read the headline and didn’t see the picture, you’re probably cursing my trick ass out for writing about a Khloe Kartrashian sex tape. But thankfully, this is a story about an interspecies love affair that won’t totally give you the heaves. By the way, if you landed on this page after Googling “interspecies lovin,” and were expecting something completely different, get out of here! Get out of here before I call 911, you sucio bitch!

Human Carrie Bredy has been using Instagram and YouTube to document the gorgeous love story starring her French bulldog Daisy and one of her koi fish Frank. Carrie has two other Frenchies, but they don’t care about her koi pond. Daisy is always at the koi pond. When she’s not lounging next to it, she’s tongue kissing her koi man Frank. Their dog-on-fish loving has been going on for about a year. Here’s one of Carrie’s many videos of the Romeo and Juliet of this generationĀ getting into some PDA (Pond-side displays of affection), and it’s best if you watch it while humming Kiss From A Rose.

I don’t know what’s more sad: a dog getting more action than me or a koi getting more action than me?

I’m not actually sure what’s going on here. Is Daisy trying to eat Frank? Is Frank trying to eat Daisy? Or are they really in love? If that’s so, then the cat community is going to be totally and utterly fucked after Daisy gives birth to a fish puppy.

via Today

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