Congrats to CS182 and Sheena for winning this shit. Check your email! Here’s the winning captions:
Like anybody was surprised E.L James had “50 Shades Of Sleigh” ready to go for the holidays. – CS182
From the makers of Elf on the Shelf, Stump in the Rump. – Sheena
Note from 12/23: As a little thank you to all of the captions you messes leave throughout the year, this ChristmASS-themed CAPTION THIS contest comes with a prize. Both the upvote winner and my pick will get a $50 Amazon gift card. If you’d rather be gifted with lube and wine coolers, I can do that too. Just meet me in the IHOP parking lot on Sunset. The winners will be announced on Monday, December 28th! I put the full picture after the cut since I know most of you work in a church and it may be a little NSFW.