Open Post: Hosted By Jimmy Fallon’s Busted Tooth

August 22, 2015 / Posted by:

This really is the summer of the celebrity break-up. First Ben and Jen. Then Gwen and Gavin. Then BAG and Megan Fox. Now Jimmy Fallon and half of his front tooth. Get that alimony money, toof! Take him to the cleaners!

Jimmy showed off his new broken tooth yesterday by posting a dental selfie shortly after it happened to Instagram. According to the caption, he broke his tooth while trying to open a tube of scar tissue repair gel for the ring finger he busted back in June. Damn! Was the tube made of adamantium? Are Jimmy’s teeth made of Lucky Charms marshmallows? Did he try to open the tube by throwing his face against it? Is “I broke my tooth off a tube of ointment” code for trying to chug two bottles of Labatt 50 at the same time (aka how I chipped my front tooth)? Whatever the reason, I sort of hope Jimmy keeps that janky-ass tooth the way it is. Jimmy’s busted mouth is giving me later-in-life Sully and Denise Friday night bar fight vibes, and I don’t hate it. I wonder if his tooth-gap will whistle when he yells “NOMAH!

Pic: Instagram

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