Open Post: Hosted By Lenny Kravitz And Lenny Kravitz Alone

August 10, 2015 / Posted by:

In other words, Lenny Kravitz’s dick didn’t break free from that denim cage of suffocation and make an appearance in these pictures taken at a photo exhibition in Vienna, Austria today. I hate the makers of those jeans for making jeans that don’t split wide open at the crotch when Lenny makes any sudden moves.

Lenny Kravitz’s pierced dick became the most-talked about dick on the Internet last week, which is a major triumph considering how much attention the flaccid blotchy dick named Donald Trump got. Lenny’s pierced peen flopped out and stole the hearts (and other parts) of the Internet when his leather pants split open while performing in Stockholm. Lenny wasn’t wearing chonies. At first, he laughed it off, but now his lawyers are apparently threatening to sue bitches who post the pictures of Lenny’s soft-serve dick. They consider it a violation of human rights. Yes, a violation of human rights and I’m really sure the United Nations will launch an investigation into this.

But really, Lenny’s lawyers can try to scrub his pierced dick from the Internet, but there’s no way they can scrub the tattoo of his peen I got on the inside of my ass crack. Good luck trying to scrub that away, Lenny’s lawyers!


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