Open Post: Hosted By Chicken Cutlets On A Toilet

Dear Miley Cyrus, you tried it once again, but this is real art right here. Show me a trick who looks at this picture and doesn’t see pure art and I’ll show you a trick who obviously doesn’t know art at its purest, because this is obviously a portrait that will one day sell for millions at Sotheby’s! (Or sell for two quarters in postcard form in a truck stop adult video store in the middle of Nevada somewhere. That’s way more prestigious, actually.) Pee-peeing all over Jenny McCarthy’s stupid Candies ad: PP is.

Sometimes when I post about the hardest-working woman in Hollywood (next to the Rrrrrrrosas Lady of West Hollywood, of course), someone will email me and ask me what does Phoebe Price do exactly. I respond with a list of must-see movies from the past 15 years they need to catch up on (Glitter, Basic Instinct 2, Obsessed, etc…) since they’ve obviously been in a coma for well over a decade if they don’t know what Chicken Cutlets does for a living! Well, here’s PP doing what she does: striking poses that make amateurs like Gisele Whatsherface seethe with jealousy in a shoot for a very exclusive French fashion house. (Actually it’s for something I’ve never heard of called the Sassy Bikini campaign.)

So to answer their question: PP is an international supermodel and obviously a saint, because she was gracious enough to let the paparazzi document her taking a piss and getting her b-hole bleached (see: pic #3).

Pics: Splash