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April 3, 2015 / Posted by:

Here’s three things that the person in the picture is not:

1. One of those Hills Have Eyes creatures after getting plastic surgery and making it big as a Macy’s newspaper insert model.

2. Brittany Murphy after losing her brows in a trailer park meth explosion.

3. Chloe Sevigny, who strangely enough looks like Brittany Murphy after losing her brows in a trailer park meth explosion.

It’s none of those. The answer is RITA ORA! You’re probably still saying “Who?” to yourself.

The Great Value Twist-Up to RiRi’s 7-Up tried to go HIGH FASHUN in Clash Magazine (via ONTD) by taking a Magic Eraser to her brows It feels like for centuries fashion hos and hos who think they are high fashion (see: Rita Whora) have been assaulting eyebrows. LEAVE EYEBROWS ALOOOOOOONE! What did eyebrows really do to them, except provide their eyes with a beautiful, decorative hairy valance? Eyebrows are important. I’m about to stage a One Million Eyebrow March to protest against the hate for brows. But sadly, hos are going to keep trying to make the no-brow look happen, just like they keep on trying to make Rita Ora happen.

Pics: Clash

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