Open Post: Hosted By Ryan Reynolds As Deadpool

March 27, 2015 / Posted by: Michael K

Because nobody learned anything from that smegma nugget called The Green Lantern, Ryan Reynolds is shooting another superhero right now and today he tweeted out the “first look” of him working full Deadpool drag while lounging on a faux bearskin rug that has 100% more personality and charisma than Blake NotSoLively. This shit doesn’t come out until 2016.

Dude looks like a female contract killer who made her costume out of an old catsuit and an off-brand Spider-Man mask. I don’t know whether or not this is making the nerds get moist at the tip or is making their throat get moist from the vomit that’s coming up while looking at this abomination! But I do know that Ryan and the hos who came up with that picture are not right. I get that it’s a parody, but tricks shouldn’t even bother recreating such a panty cream-inducing iconic pose:

Whenever you look at that picture too long, you start to get the feeling that you need to pull pubes out of your mouth. The hair just seeps through the screen. You don’t know where the bearskin run ends and Burt Reynolds’ begins. Deadpoo (typo and it stays) shouldn’t have even tried it. That said, I still would.

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