Open Post: Hosted By Elegance And Grace
Not pictured: St. Angie Jolie and Jennifer Aniston walking into the restaurant hand in hand. There’s no pictures of that, because all of the paps were too busy documenting this much more important and historical moment between two bigger and better stars!
The Grace Kelly and Ava Gardner of our time, Tara Reid and Bai Ling, nearly broke lenses and made grown bitches faint outside of Craig’s in West Hollywood last night when they joined forces. It’s shocking that the Earth is still in one piece and we’re not all flying through the universe, because shit is supposed to go boom when a neutron star (Tara Reid) touches the sun (Bai Ling). The Earth didn’t explode when Bai and Tara touched, but magic was made and we all found out what it looks like when grace collides with elegance.
I don’t know what the melting Masking mask and the intergalactic orchid talked about at dinner. Hell, I doubt they even know what they talked about. They probably didn’t talk at all, because they kept getting interrupted by fans who wanted autographs and grabbed the forks out of their mouths to sell on eBay.
And what’s also surprising is that while this picture was taken, Bai Ling’s precious coochie didn’t try to eat Tara Reid’s shirt. It looks hungry.
Pics: Wenn.com