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March 16, 2015 / Posted by:

That cut-off ruffled apron shirt thing probably costs $900, those jeans probably cost $1100 and those wedges are probably Jimmy Choo and cost more than 4 of my car payments. But when Brit Brit Spears puts them all together and throws them on her body, they look like they came from Walmart, Wet Seal and that shoe kiosk in Downtown L.A. where my auntie tried to haggle on the price of flip flops. Brit Brit truly has a gift.

Brit Brit turned one of her Cheetolings’ soccer game into Calabasas Fashion Week yesterday when she showed up looking like the sheer definition of high fashion with her leased piece Charlie Ebersol (aka Susan Saint James’ son). Her look is very “middle-aged horny Florida mom circa 1992 coming to the game to snatch up your husband” and that IS the look.

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