The come-to-life Magic Diaper Baby doll that is Justin Bieber left a hair salon in West Hollywood yesterday covering most of his head and I’m guessing that’s because he didn’t want the paps to see his hot new haircut (a neon green half bowl cut with the profile of Usher’s dick shaved into the side). Or maybe he’s not covering his head at all. Maybe he’s just casually carrying the booster cushions he brings with him to salons because he hates sitting on the booster seats that dozens of peasant toddler butts have touched. He’s a snob like that. And if he’s trying to do an impersonation of all of us when one of his songs comes on, he nailed it!
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