Despite What It Sounded Like In Her Acceptance Speech, Amy Adams Doesn’t Have A Surrogate Baking Twins For Her
When Amy Adams crawled on stage at the Golden Globe awards last night to accept the award for Best Actress in a Comedy/Musical for Big Eyes, it was the first time in recent history that an actor type uttered the words “Oh my god, I was not expecting this” and meant it. Bitch was breathless and flustered and was legit surprised she won. Usually when you’re caught off guard, you say whatever shit falls out of your mouth. And Amy Adams sort of did that during her acceptance speech by thanking a woman named Megan who was “at home for nurturing twins in her womb” followed by mumbling “Sorry, it’s getting weird.”
I guess some people thought that was Amy’s way of announcing she was knocked up by proxy, but UsWeekly would like you to know that, no, Amy isn’t going to have a set of ginger twins any time soon. As it turns out, “Megan” is Amy’s publicist Megan Moss Pachon, and the twins she’s knocked up with are her own. So Amy just wanted to thank her publicist and get all Fried Green Sisterhood of the Ya Ya Pants at the same time. Awww – Amy Adams IS Ashley Johnsten.
I understand what Amy was going through. When my friend got knocked up last year, I got all second-hand emotional and I couldn’t even look at baby carrots in the grocery store without my eyes filling with salty ones. I’m just glad I never had to do anything involved, like collecting an award on live television, because I would have been that mess who starts sobbing about the “miracle of life” while scrolling through my phone to find a blurry ultrasound picture.