Open Post: Hosted By George Clooney Working The Caesar Cut Again

December 5, 2014 / Posted by:

Here’s George Clooney looking like the assistant manager of the casino bar who had to fill in for the weekday morning Julius Caesar when he called in sick for his shift at the Caesar’s Palace in Atlantic City.

Amal Clooney’s husband and his ER-era Caesar cut were reunited on the L.A. set of the new Coen Bros. movie Hail, Caesar!, which is about a fixer in 1950s Hollywood whose job is to keep messy stars in line. It’s like an old Hollywood Ray Donovan (but with more laughs and less murder, I guess). Tilda Swinton plays Hedda Hopper and that sold me. George’s bare legs and busted haircut sold me too, because that shit is all kinds of HAHAHAHAHA.

George Clooney with a Caesar cut in 2014 is so not George Clooney with a Caesar cut in 1996. It looks like Blue Ivy Carter cut his bangs.

I wonder if the drapes match the carpet and yes, that’s me asking if George Clooney’s dick bush got a Caesar cut too. Somebody should ask Amal. “Um, why would I know?” – Amal


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