Open Post: Hosted By Nick Jonas’ Sex Scene

November 10, 2014 / Posted by:

In case you couldn’t tell from Nick Jonas trying to be the new Marky Mark and flashing everything but his dick at the gay community, he wants to erase the part of your brain that remembers him as one of Mickey Mouse’s G-rated squeaky clean hos who giggled every time someone said the word “vagina” and was saving his holy peen for his good Christian wife. As part of Nick’s never-ending “I Am A Grown Man Who Has Pubes Now” campaign, he gets his fake fuck on in the DirecTV show about MMA fighters called Kingdom. I haven’t seen Kingdom yet, because as far as I know there’s no fuck scenes starring an ass naked Frank Grillo, so until then my nipples and I are not interested.

If you really want to see Nick Jonas hump away his purity ring days, here’s the NSFW 40-second long soft core scene which aired a couple of weeks ago but was passed around recently. DirecTV has been ripping these down left and right, so if that one goes down and you really want to see it, (site NSFW) click here. I Googled “Carrot Top porn look-alike” a few hours ago, so I cannot judge for you wanting to see a JoBro bust out a fake cum face.

While promoting this shit, Nick made it sound like his MMA fighter character loves the dick and is going to come out as gay. If that’s true, that scene makes more sense. It explains why he’s lying there like a water-damaged piece of wood and why his “I’m cuuuuuuuuuming” face looks more like him trying to sneeze out a sneeze that doesn’t want to come out.

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