Open Post: Hosted By Benedict Cumberbatch, Keira Knightley And An Umbrella

October 9, 2014 / Posted by:

One of them looks like a diabolical alien from a rival planet who is HAHA-ing on the inside while thinking about how their kind will soon own humanity after taking over Earth and the other one looks like they just dropped a fart that’d give Jennifer Lawrence a clit boner. Don’t ask me which is which.

Here’s Bentobox Cucumberrolls and Keira Knightley getting pissed on by the clouds and slapped in the face by the wind at the London Film Festival premiere of their movie The Imitation Game last night. You probably didn’t read any of that last sentence, because your eyes are still frozen with fear from staring at both of their terrifying facial expressions for too long. Who knew that when Keira Knightley is trying to hold on tightly to Benefiber so the wind doesn’t blow her skinny ass away she makes a face that screams, “old timey cartoon villain cackling while a train careens toward the damsel in distress he tied to the railroad tracks.”

And here’s some other pictures of Benadryl and Keira where their facial expressions don’t make them look like they’re plotting the demise of Strawberry Shortcake.


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