Open Post: Hosted By David Silver And A Melting Wax Mannequin

October 6, 2014 / Posted by:

You know how they say that some couples who have been together for a long ass time start to look like each other? (Examples: Ellen and Portia, Pimp Mama Kris and Bruce Jenner, a bottle of Absolut and me… I mean, a bottle of Absolut and I almost have the same body shape.) Well, that might be true for Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green, because at the German premiere of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in Berlin yesterday (Side note: In the year 2016, Megan Fox will STILL be promoting that Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie), she looked like her usual “crafted in a Madame Tussauds factory” self and he looked a little snatched in the face. While escorting his wife to her weekly filler appointment, he probably figured that he should join in on the plastic surgery fun by getting an eyebrow lift or some shit. Thanks to those arched brows and that look of slight shock in his face, he looks like an old-timey villain at his own surprise party. If he keeps it up, soon he and Megan will have matching, stretched-out Lucky Cat faces.

And here’s more of Megan Fox looking like a mash-up of current day Courteney Cox and the Scream mask at the TMNT premiere in Berlin.


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