Open Post: Hosted By Prince Hot Ginge Getting A Maori Greeting

September 8, 2014 / Posted by:

Um, after this, a pair of hot, tattooed, muscled-up ass cheeks are going to welcome me too, right?” – Prince Hot Ginge to himself while that picture was being taken

Right after the royal family announced that Duchess Kate is knocked up with Baby Prince George’s soon-to-be favorite living and breathing slap toy, Prince Hot Ginge took his ass to New Zealand House in London where he got a Maori greeting from a group of Ngati Ranana Maori Dancers and met the team of kiwis who will compete for New Zealand in the inaugural Invictus Games for wounded and injured soldiers. PHG spoke to reporters during the event and of course none of their asses asked him if he’s sad he wasn’t welcomedwith a pair of hot, tattooed, muscled-up ass cheeks. They only asked him about that standby king or queen growing in Duchess Kate’s royal uterus. PHG said that he hopes Prince William suffers hard and then he stomped on the softest part of my soul by dribbling out THAT phrase:

“I can’t wait to see my brother suffer more. If it’s a girl, he’ll suffer even more. I’d love to see him try and cope with that. In all seriousness, I hope my sister-in-law gets better soon. The last time I saw her, she was okay. Feeling pretty poorly, but I think that’s to be expected. Luckily I’m not a woman so I don’t have to go through that. It’s a pretty horrible thing.

It’s very exciting news. [George] will be over the moon.”

OVER THE MOON? OVER THE MOON? Why, PHG, why? Why did that shit have to come out of your mouth? Reading about PHG saying the words “OVER THE MOON” out loud feels like a knee kick to the culo hole, and yes, I kind of liked it, so excuse me while I read that again.

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