Open Post: Hosted By What Could Be The World’s Worst Parallel Parker

June 27, 2014 / Posted by:

Now is that time of day when we all stop what we’re doing to watch this riveting, thrilling video of a completely clueless driver fail to parallel park into the biggest space of all-time and forever. I know, finally some REAL news. It’s Friday, leave me alone.

This lady is a wreck, but I feel for her, because getting secretly filmed while trying to parallel park is my nightmare. I learned how to drive in the suburbs of L.A. where we had parking spaces as big as Montana, so I didn’t have to parallel park that much, but I had to a couple of times in NYC and it was a come-to-life night terror. My bowels have nearly fallen out of my ass several times, but they really almost fell out of my ass when I had to parallel park a gigantic Lincoln Somethingoranother into a tiny space in front of a bunch of people eating lunch outside at a restaurant in NYC. Trying to stick it in is hard enough and it’s really hard when a bunch of strangers are staring at you (“Speak for yourself, amateur” – every porn star out there).

But this lady….. She could easily just glide into that space. That space is a dream. Watching a tiny little thing awkwardly maneuver into a big space is like watching Jon Gosselin and Kate Gosselin fuck.

After she tries a million times, she gives up, packs it in and drives away hoping that nobody saw her embarrassment act of messiness, recorded it, uploaded it to YouTube and then linked it on Reddit. Well, hopefully she’s as good at the Internet as she is at parallel parking.

And parallel parking has claimed another.

via Pleated JeansĀ 

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