Open Post: Hosted By John Travolta’s Tiny Little Chin Muff

May 22, 2014 / Posted by:

Leave it to sunshine in a wig John Travolta to teach those hos at Cannes how to really do it. So many tricks show up to Cannes events drowning in accessories and John is showing them that all you need is just one simple accessory to make a bold statement. At some party in Cannes last night, John wore his signature chin stache. It kind of looks like a tarantula’s ass bush (and yes, tarantulas have ass bushes. I saw it on Planet Earth). So simple. So understated. So elegant. John’s date was a big, fussy beard (see: beard icon Kelly Preston), so it would’ve been overkill if he came with two big, fussy beards.

And when John wants to entertain the boys in the bath house, all he has to do is paint a red nose and black eyes on his chin, turn upside down and boom: Instant Ernie!


John’s furry chin worm is an exquisite beauty accessory, an entertainment prop and a nutsack tickler. It’s multi-purpose!

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