Here’s Kelly Brook’s current piece David McIntosh from the now-canceled UK version of American Gladiators leaving a gym with her in West Hollywood yesterday. I didn’t need to tell you that David and his anaconda-swallowing-a-fully-grown-goat thighs were leaving a gym, because when he’s not leaving a gym, he’s going into a gym. After they left the gym, he went to Venice to work out and then he probably went back to West Hollywood to work out some more. You don’t look like “The Rock after swallowing Vin Diesel whole” by not working out every second of the day. To answer my headline question, DUH. One of my first crushes was one of those M.U.S.C.L.E. action figure things, so I’d hit it until the bulging biceps on his dick shaft split me in two.
And after staring at what’s in his extra-tight shorty shorts, I’m off to find a plate of bangers and mash to make out with.