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February 13, 2014 / Posted by:

That sound that sounds like metal scraping against stone is Cleopatra rolling in her tomb somewhere…….

Because Katy Perry wanted to summon a dozen blog posts about how she’s culturally appropriating an ancient cultural that doesn’t exist anymore, she raided the employee costume locker at Caesar’s Palace and did herself up like KatyPatra for her video for Dark Whores. The only thing I have to say about “KatyPatra” is this:

ICANTHIEROGLYPHICS

That’s “I CAN’T” in hieroglyphics in case you aren’t fluent.

Below is the trailer (I know, I know) for that Dark Whores video and in it she wears every white pop star’s current must-have accessory: a grill. I don’t know about that grill. On one hand, it’s offensive, shameless, disturbing and gross, because it looks like she just ate a family of Sweet Secrets and doesn’t regret a thing. But on the other hand, I kind of approve of it, because it also looks like she just tossed Richard Simmons’ salad before he wiped.

via ONTD

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