Open Post: Hosted By The Holy Family At LAX

February 5, 2014 / Posted by: Michael K

Today, Australians are wondering why it no longer feels like the warm, golden rays of a thousand halos are hitting their faces and it’s weird how the air just feels like regular air instead of like a blessed gust of wind from an angel’s flapping wings. Australia, you now have your answer. Brad Pitt, St. Angie Jolie and the child army have left Australia and are in L.A. now. They were in Australia while St. Angie shot that movie Unbroken (which I’m guessing is the harrowing tale of a Twihard’s emotional journey after learning that Kristen Stewart cheated on RPattz) and now they’re blessing L.A. with their holy gloriousness. Yeah, whatever. Since I’m in L.A., I know I should be licking the air that St. Angie is breathing out, but I’m way too busy mourning the loss of a true saint: the In-N-Out burger bun baker. Now that was a man who REALLY did God’s work.

And judging by these pictures, it’s obvious that there’s two cliques in that family. The Aviators vs. The Bare Eyes.

Pics: Splash

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